What is this I don't even...?

Sometimes in EVE, I am literally speechless at the lengths people go to act like dribbling idiots. Like this killmail. I'll wait here while you give it a glance over.

Bit of weird fit to be honest (DPS fit for a gang perhaps?), but it's not a fail in itself. Look at the cargo.

Yeah. I laughed too. I was directed to this lossmail by none other than the killer himself, who provided me an interesting little extra detail about this utter fail.


Lexar Mundi > I tracked him from Hiro to Jita, I waited on a gate for like 1 and a half hours just for him to jump back in to Kaaputenen
Lexar Mundi > I noticed on his losses the two combat ships he flew were railguns so i took the risk and jumped him on the gate
Seraph Minayin > this was during a wardec too?
Lexar Mundi > yes the second week of a war dec


Lolwut?


Seraph Minayin > this was during a wardec too?
Lexar Mundi > yes the second week of a war dec


Seriously...? Seriously...? Two freaking weeks into a wardec and you decide it's perfectly safe to undock in a Faction Battleship, and use it to transport about 24 billion ISK in blueprints?

Are you out of your freaking mind?

I've joked before about rich people in EVE often being incredibly dumb with their money (obvious example; look how much money Spaceship Barbie has made off greedy rich players) but this just proves my point. If you absolutely HAD to move those blueprints, atleast use something like a blockade runner. Hell use Red Frog (or is it Blue Frog for cargo over 2 bil?) or some other courier service. Damn even use a neutral hauler alt, anything but make yourself an easy target for the wardeccers.

What made this even worse was that the guy in the Megathron fired back at the Absolution, maybe under the impression that his massive E-Peen Navy Issue would crush a T2 Battlecruiser.

Yeah no.

This just resulted in the Mega pilot getting tagged with an aggression timer. For anyone out there who doesn't PvP alot, an aggression timer means you cannot dock in stations or jump through gates for 30 seconds after you have stopped firing guns/offensive modules (e.g neuts) at another player. Which then resulted in this.

Wow. Just wow. Not only have you lost yourself over 24 billion in Blueprints, you then proceeded to spaz around on the gate trying to jump back through for long enough that a goddam battlecruiser could lock you. I mean even the most inept of carebears would have realised that sticking around in your pod infront of a wartarget would be a stupid idea.

But rich people seem desperate to lose their money so I guess you did that pretty well.

24.5 Billion ship loss + 2 Billion pod loss = 26.5 Billion ISK in total. All because the pilot had a derp moment.

(Gratz on the sweet kill though Lexar)

Fly smart people.